You are a mother when ....
1. You multi-task without even realising that you are doing 5 things at one time.
1.Portioning milk with one hand
2.carrying your baby in the other
3.counting out loud the number of spoons of milk powder to keep him calm and entertained
4. at the same time picking up the car toy with your toes,
5. whilst with your mouth full trying to at least have a bite of your breakfast!
2. You wonder why you spend so much money on toys when your kid just plays with cardboard boxes, kitchen utensils or even the toilet paper roll!
3. You get by the day with improvisation. Once your kids gets more active you have to find new things to keep them busy. Even if it means giving them a cooking spoon and tupperware (you dom´t dare give them anything else but plastic material) for them to copy you whilst you cook. That will keep them busy for 5 minutes.
4. You run out of ideas as to how to not let your kids get near the computer without pulling all the CDs down, or how to keep them away from the bookshelf without pulling all the books down. Your own children challenge you and your starting to run out of ideas. These kids get cleverer by the day!
5. After being with your kids 24/7, you find it hard to communicate with other adults and realise your vocabulary is restricted. Your sentences are shorter and you have to think when you talk!
6. After you bring your kids to sleep you try to do the housework. Its amazing how many house chores you get done in an hour! Its as though your beating the clock trying to get everything done whilst they sleep. While you clean you think: ´Please don´t wake up. Please dont wake up! Once you have finished you sit down, make yourself a cup of tea thinking you have a minute for yourself and then.... ’wahhh wahhh’. One of them cries and they are awake.
7. ...or you don’t even get to do the house chores! Sod it! You are too dead beat and fall asleep next to them!
8. You keep on cleaning up and wonder why the appartment is still not clean! Sometimes you wonder – why do you even bother? Your kid only takes a few minutes to cause a tornado yet again!
9. You look around the appartment and realise how different it looks compared to a few years ago when it was just you and your husband. That tall flower vase by the computer is gone. Everything breakable is set higher for your kids not to reach and all else that you don`t want them to touch is squished into the stalk room and hid in the corner. Mind you, if you do attempt to hide things, it is just a matter of time till they find these things
10. You run after your kids the whole day and sound like a broken record. The only words that leave your mouth the whole day are: No! Dont! Stop! Oh my gosh!
11. You make a sigh of relief the moment you hear the door unlock. Your husband is home, praise God! Your so happy to see him – of course u missed him, but moreso: your happy because you´re tired of running after your kids the whole day! You love your children but there are times you just can’t keep up!
12 ...you look back and remember the times when you gave your parents a hard time and how your mother always said ` when you have your own children, you will realise how hard it is to be a parent and understand why we do the things we do. As children we used to hate it when our parents were right...but OH MY they were right about that one!
Despite all of the above, you bring them to sleep at night and can´t take your eyes off of them. You are amazed at how time flies and the strenguous day is forgotten. This gives you strength for the next day(s) that lie before you. They grow up way too fast and you are happy that they are active and alive. You can always look back and have many stories to tell! You just have got to love your children...your own flesh and blood!